The Envelope Please…
Did you feel that Hollywood-like electricity in the air yesterday? That giddy feeling of a packed house on the edge of its seats as the moment came for the big award? The breathlessness as the envelope was unsealed? The sudden gasp of surprise followed by thunderous applause when the winner was finally announced?
No, I’m not talking about the Academy Awards…
While Angelenos were riveted to TVs at Oscar parties all over town, they likely missed news of another international contest: one in which the City of Angels walked away with “Best-Tasting Tap Water” honors.
Yeah, I’m stunned too — not just that L.A.’s overly chlorinated water could ever please discerning palettes, but that there’s even such a competition.
But what I really want to know is who accepted the award, which designer they were wearing, and what, if any, embarrassing faux pas they made in their thank-you speech.
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